MY UNCLE IS HAVING A BABY! Well, you know, he isnt, his wife (my Aunt Sam) is. They have been for a while now, actually. But its due in OCTOBER! Sooo, my mother and i are going to go visit, being pretty much the only immediate family my uncle has. And guess were he lives?! LAS VEGAS BABY! I loove Vegas. Actually, i hate it, but i love the culture. Hmm. Wait. Okay, I love being in Vegas, as long as Im in an air-conditioned space? Yea, thats it.
But thats not the point. The point is, they are going to name my darling cousin Penelope, which is a name I suggested! I LOVE that name so much. The only bad thing is now i cant name my own daughter penelope but whatever. BABIES!
But that wasnt the point either. The point is, we are going to be in Vegas, yes? Penn and Teller have a show in Vegas, yeeees? Well? Are you making the connexion?! CAN YOU SEE IT!? I might go and see the one, the only, the amazing, the magical, the bullshit spoutin sons of guns, PENN AND TEEEELLLLLLLEEEEEEERRRRRRRRR!!! but mostly Teller. I

Teller. He is my loving muffin. Yes.
But thats not the point. The point is, BABIES! Yay!!!